Tattoos in pornland

When you are tired of porn you are tired of life. Or maybe just jaded. So get a tattoo.

The British porn star Ava Austen is a plumber’s favourite . Her nose is a tad over dominant, her tits slightly under-developed but there is something about her bodily ensemble which just screams procreate. An integral component of her sexual allure is her tattoos.

In early videos, Ava is tattooless. She is gorgeous in an unkempt hair kind of away. Many a fellow has stroked furiously over her early-career naked body when there was no budget for a makeup artist and she hadn’t been yet to the tattoo parlor. Or maybe the producers wanted the girl-next-door look. But it is her tattoo history which traces her progression from wannabe to full stream ahead porn star, sought after by studios and casting agents the porn world over.

The beauty of her tattoos lies in the coordination. They flow over her body like an abstract painting, vivid and contoured.

The tattoos started on her lower right arm in the neo-tribal floral grey workout style. Then a counter tattoo in the same style was added to create balance. Followed by a thin line of lightly sketched leaves up to one side.

Then in later videos, the red and green waterpoint floral overlay is added evenly over one hip, rising up the arm to the shoulder. It is artistic, magnificent and amplifies her fuckability to a volume of eleven on a scale of ten. Blurb has even published a photo album. https://www.blurb.co.uk/b/8747656-ava-austen-tattooed-and-

She also often fucks with a neatly shaved bush that sprouts like a garden lawn. This gives the illusion that her body is an exotic garden and that you could be the gardener tendering the sacred grotto of goodness that is her pussy from which this fauna grows.

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This stupid fucker had up yours tattooed on his dick. How about Wendy – welcome and have a nice day-?

She will regret that.

That’s her pimp

what possessed her?

Danny D  the British Dong guy, has Chelsea written down one arm. Chelsea Clinton? The Chelsea Hotel in Manhatten? No, his football team in South West London. Kind of gets in the way of a good porn scenario like the King’s Speach in which he plays the King.

Talking about Royals, the simply wonderful in all respects Meghan Merkle has a tattoo on her back – very discrete and in no way a tramp stamp. Unlike Kate Middleton who has a tat on her butt which reads fuck slut. Only kidding. Of course not. Surely not.

Good kitty.

The type of tattoo sported by the current stable of porn stars is an intricate affair, requiring hours of needlework and coloring. Christie Mack, Sydnee Vicious, Leigh Raven, Karma X – all tattooed to the max. The Germans have the uber tattoed Kitty Core. But why do they do it,? – given that these tats are going to be with them long after they have retired to Reno or whenever they go, with their kids. It’s a short career for most porn stars.

Well, we aren’t into too much bullshit analysis here at squeelio. Porn Studies at the University of Somewhere will do a thesis on this. Like a PHD in Sodomy in Porn. You get to call yourself a doctor if you get a PHD, some kind of medieval thing. A Doctor of Porn. Maybe we should apply.

It’s a career thing.

Transgressive but subtle while extreme in a Germanic way

Tattoos are in. A good tattoo gets you a job. They make you identifiable, recognizable. Money. A few good years and you can retire and get yourself a nice house and raise chickens and your family. In the meantime build on your brand, and worry about the rest later. A tattoo is a brand. Slave to porn.

Transgression.

It’s hard to transgress in porn today. Every niche has been exploited. They are even down to toe porn to find the most latent fetish lurking in the male psyche. You can’t just get your kit off and fuck like a wailing banshee anymore to cause outrage and shock the bourgeois. Times have changed. Nobody gets shocked anymore. Fuck, you even got a pussy-grabbing porn star banging president and that is normal.

That just leaves the body itself. tattoo porn

Generation gap

Every generation wants to be different from the one before. You reject your parents’ values. Tattoos were not the thing back in the day. You old people are so lame with your stupid plot lines and bad hairstyles. We got tattoos and plenty of them. Fuck you old people. We are twice as bad, twice as nasty and we aren’t scared to ink up.

Surely this is not a cultural throw back?

Or maybe it’s a lifestyle choice. Generation Ink. The trouble is that it’s a lifestyle that excludes swimming pools (chlorine fades color), means you got to stay out of the sun (sunshine fades color) and never get old (because what looks good on a  toned 22-year-old don’t look good over fifty).

Fan tattoo

There are some ultra fans who have the faces of their favorite porn stars inked onto their skin. One sad fuck got roasted by Mia Khalifa when he had a tattoo of her face done on his leg. He said he was in love; she called him a psycho. Where does he go with his tat after such a rejection? The only way is to go tribal which covers up all sorts of shit, including your ex’s name next to a heart. Love you forever. Well, for now at least.

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STOP GETTING TATTOOS OF ME. THIS IS NOT BY ANY MEANS FLATTERING, IT IS OUTRIGHT CREEPY. ALSO, I HAD BRACES FOR WAY TOO LONG TO ACCEPT THAT UNEVEN PICKET FENCE YOU’RE CALLING A SMILE AS DECENT WORK, MY TEETH ARE FUCKING PERFECT. DON’T FINISH IT, SAVE YOUR MONEY AND COVER THIS UP WITH A TRIBAL SYMBOL OR SOME OTHER TRASHY TATTOO YOU OBVIOUSLY ALREADY HAVE IF YOU’RE WILLING TO PUT A COMPLETE STRANGERS FACE ON YOUR BODY YOU PSYCHO. JESUS CHRIST.

A POST SHARED BY MIA K. (@MIAKHALIFA) ON MAY 30, 2018 AT 8:52PM PDT

featured image of Christie Mack by StegiArt https://www.deviantart.com/stegiart

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