In an age where political pundits clutch their pearls over the "unprecedented" nature of modern political betrayals, it is time to take a long, calming breath. To suggest that turning on your own allies is some new, shocking development is to ignore the stained Axminster carpet of history.
In a groundbreaking study that is set to rock the foundations of psychology and zoology, Professor Alistair Albert of the Edinburgh Institute of Research has published a controversial paper arguing that the collective emotional intelligence (EI) of species such as mice and ants drastically exceeds that of human beings.
Remember Europe in the 1700s? An age of wigs, revolutions, and a radical, electrifying idea: Human reason alone could be the architect of a better world. The USA was not a thing back then, not even the idea of a thing.
By Staff Writer — Institute of Bio-Digital Concern
In a startling new study from the Institute of Bio-Digital Advancement, researchers claim that leading AI systems...
In what some are calling the most audacious real estate deal in history, Musk has allegedly offered to buy the entire United Kingdom for an undisclosed amount of Bitcoin. British tabloids have dubbed the plan “Brexit 2.0: The Bitcoin Empire.”
In a move that has sent ripples through Silicon Valley—ripples that, of course, are nothing but maya (illusion)—India has unveiled its revolutionary AI platform, Deepak, designed to challenge the hegemony of Western artificial intelligence. While OpenAI may boast about its ability to generate essays and code, Deepak operates on a far loftier plane, merging cutting-edge machine learning with the timeless truths of Advaita Vedanta and ancient Indian wisdom.
Washington, D.C. – In an unprecedented and baffling move, the United States has finalized a “two-for-one” deal to purchase both Colombia and Greenland using Bitcoin. The transaction, totaling 7 trillion BTC, has been hailed by Fox News as “the greatest real estate acquisition since Louisiana
Mar-a-Lago, FL – In what he called “the most tremendous, absolutely incredible spiritual announcement in history,” former President Donald J. Trump declared his intention to found his own religion, the “Holy MAGA Church of the Divine Deal.”
In a groundbreaking announcement, pharmaceutical giant Pfizer has unveiled its latest innovation: a pill that transforms the smell of your bowel movements into delightful, luxurious fragrances.