In what some are calling the most audacious real estate deal in history, Musk has allegedly offered to buy the entire United Kingdom for an undisclosed amount of Bitcoin. British tabloids have dubbed the plan “Brexit 2.0: The Bitcoin Empire.”
In a move that has sent ripples through Silicon Valley—ripples that, of course, are nothing but maya (illusion)—India has unveiled its revolutionary AI platform, Deepak, designed to challenge the hegemony of Western artificial intelligence. While OpenAI may boast about its ability to generate essays and code, Deepak operates on a far loftier plane, merging cutting-edge machine learning with the timeless truths of Advaita Vedanta and ancient Indian wisdom.
Madagascar – In one of the most bizarre maritime mishaps in history, a $650 million superyacht designed to resemble a giant yellow bathtub rubber duck sank off the coast of Madagascar.
Elon Musk, the billionaire inventor, X aficionado, and part-time Martian real estate developer, has announced his latest venture: the world’s first brain transplant. And in typical Musk fashion, he’s not stopping at a simple swap—he plans to pre-program the recipient’s new brain with the “essence of his own genius.”
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This one definitely belongs to the unbelievable but true category. Senior European Union politicians in Brussels have declined to...
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