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Trendy London Suburb Embraces Yoga Revolution: Shops and Restaurants to Go Yoga-Friendly

In a move that has left many scratching their heads and others rolling out their mats, the trendy suburb of Crystal Palace is set to become the UK’s first yoga-friendly district. This follows the Green Party's recent proposal mandating yoga in schools from the age of five, and it seems the initiative is spreading faster than a sunrise salutation.

BREAKING: Republicans Unveil Secret Plan to Make U.S. Presidency Hereditary, Insist It Won’t Affect Constitution

In a shocking revelation that has left political analysts and historians scratching their heads, a secret cabal within the U.S. Republican Party has reportedly hatched a plan to transform the presidency into a hereditary position. According to sources who prefer to remain anonymous (because who wouldn't?), this bold move is seen as a necessary step to “restore order” and “end the chaos of democratic elections.”

Right-Wing Parties Worldwide Unite to Abolish Taxation

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