Misogyny Rules in US Election as Social Media Erupts Over Kamala Harris

As the US election heats up, so too does the torrent of misogyny on social media, with Vice President Kamala Harris facing an onslaught of vile, sexist posts aimed at her bid for the presidency. While the election is supposed to focus on policy and vision for the future, it seems parts of the internet—and even some global politicians—have other ideas.

Elon Musk to Attempt World’s First Brain Transplant—With His Own Pre-Programmed Genius

Elon Musk, the billionaire inventor, X aficionado, and part-time Martian real estate developer, has announced his latest venture: the world’s first brain transplant. And in typical Musk fashion, he’s not stopping at a simple swap—he plans to pre-program the recipient’s new brain with the “essence of his own genius.”

Tech Breakthrough Sends Big Pharma Reeling: Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Take a Hard Hit as Silicon Valley Start-Up Gets Ahead

By Imana Hari, Medical News Correspondent San Francisco, CA – Shares in major pharmaceutical companies that manufacture erectile dysfunction (ED) drugs have plummeted following the...

Humanity Exhausts All Original Ideas: the well has run dry

The Philosopher Data Analyst and AI evangelist Dr. Dom Presley reports: Humanity has officially exhausted its reservoir of original ideas. From now on, the...

Nogens: The Gender Without Identity

There's a new movement in town. It's called The NoGens and they are taking gender identity to a whole new level. Nogens deny the existence...

Life

National Autism Day: The New Public Holiday America Didn’t Know It Needed

In an unprecedented move that’s making waves across the country, the government has announced the establishment of National Autism Day as an official public...

Blues Music to Be Banned for Misogyny: Controversial Move Sparks Outcry

In a move that has left music aficionados and cultural historians reeling, the National Music Oversight Committee has announced a sweeping ban on misogynist lyrics in blues music, citing the genre's “inherent misogyny and problematic historical context.” This decision has ignited a fierce debate over cultural heritage, artistic expression, and the evolution of popular music.

Trendy London Suburb Embraces Yoga Revolution: Shops and Restaurants to Go Yoga-Friendly

In a move that has left many scratching their heads and others rolling out their mats, the trendy suburb of Crystal Palace is set to become the UK’s first yoga-friendly district. This follows the Green Party's recent proposal mandating yoga in schools from the age of five, and it seems the initiative is spreading faster than a sunrise salutation.

BREAKING: Republicans Unveil Secret Plan to Make U.S. Presidency Hereditary, Insist It Won’t Affect Constitution

In a shocking revelation that has left political analysts and historians scratching their heads, a secret cabal within the U.S. Republican Party has reportedly hatched a plan to transform the presidency into a hereditary position. According to sources who prefer to remain anonymous (because who wouldn't?), this bold move is seen as a necessary step to “restore order” and “end the chaos of democratic elections.”
0FansLike
0FollowersFollow
0FollowersFollow
0FollowersFollow

Recent comments

More stuff

Tech

Flat Earth Society Announces Plans to Search for Edge of the World via Hot Air Balloon

In a groundbreaking (or perhaps edge-breaking) announcement, the Flat Earth Society has revealed its ambitious plans to finally discover the fabled edge of the...

Introducing the Latest Trend: Semen Flavored Vapes!

Introducing the Cum Blaster Are you tired of the same old fruity, minty, and dessert-like vape flavors? Looking for something truly unique to tantalize...

Breaking News: TV Personality turned Politician and Insurrectionist Caught in Hotel Room Self-Pleasuring Incident

  In an unexpected turn of events that has left fans and followers stunned, a beloved TV personality turned President has found themselves at the...

Job Centre in Huddersfield Recommends Unemployed Women Upload Sex Videos to Pornhub for Job Seeker Activity

  Huddersfield, June 2024 – In an unprecedented and eyebrow-raising move, the Huddersfield Job Centre has started advising unemployed women to upload videos of themselves...

Music

From the vault

Popular categories