As the US election heats up, so too does the torrent of misogyny on social media, with Vice President Kamala Harris facing an onslaught of vile, sexist posts aimed at her bid for the presidency. While the election is supposed to focus on policy and vision for the future, it seems parts of the internet—and even some global politicians—have other ideas.
Elon Musk, the billionaire inventor, X aficionado, and part-time Martian real estate developer, has announced his latest venture: the world’s first brain transplant. And in typical Musk fashion, he’s not stopping at a simple swap—he plans to pre-program the recipient’s new brain with the “essence of his own genius.”
By Imana Hari, Medical News Correspondent
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In an unprecedented move that’s making waves across the country, the government has announced the establishment of National Autism Day as an official public...
In a move that has left music aficionados and cultural historians reeling, the National Music Oversight Committee has announced a sweeping ban on misogynist lyrics in blues music, citing the genre's “inherent misogyny and problematic historical context.” This decision has ignited a fierce debate over cultural heritage, artistic expression, and the evolution of popular music.
In a move that has left many scratching their heads and others rolling out their mats, the trendy suburb of Crystal Palace is set to become the UK’s first yoga-friendly district. This follows the Green Party's recent proposal mandating yoga in schools from the age of five, and it seems the initiative is spreading faster than a sunrise salutation.
In a shocking revelation that has left political analysts and historians scratching their heads, a secret cabal within the U.S. Republican Party has reportedly hatched a plan to transform the presidency into a hereditary position. According to sources who prefer to remain anonymous (because who wouldn't?), this bold move is seen as a necessary step to “restore order” and “end the chaos of democratic elections.”
In a groundbreaking (or perhaps edge-breaking) announcement, the Flat Earth Society has revealed its ambitious plans to finally discover the fabled edge of the...
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Huddersfield, June 2024 – In an unprecedented and eyebrow-raising move, the Huddersfield Job Centre has started advising unemployed women to upload videos of themselves...