Politics

BREAKING: Republicans Unveil Secret Plan to Make U.S. Presidency Hereditary, Insist It Won’t Affect Constitution

In a shocking revelation that has left political analysts and historians scratching their heads, a secret cabal within the U.S. Republican Party has reportedly hatched a plan to transform the presidency into a hereditary position. According to sources who prefer to remain anonymous (because who wouldn't?), this bold move is seen as a necessary step to “restore order” and “end the chaos of democratic elections.”

Right-Wing Parties Worldwide Unite to Abolish Taxation

In a bold and unprecedented move, right-wing political parties from across the globe have announced a united effort to abolish all forms of taxation. This historic coalition, calling itself the "Global Tax Freedom Front" (GTFF), aims to create a utopia where citizens can enjoy their hard-earned money without government interference.

BREAKING: Right-Wing Bishop Calls for Excommunication of Jerry Garcia and The Grateful Dead Over “Blues for Allah

In an unprecedented and somewhat bizarre turn of events, a right-wing bishop within the Catholic Church has launched a fervent campaign to excommunicate Jerry...

Chase them crazy baldheads out of our town

In an interview with The Guardian newspaper, the Prime Minister of Belize, Johnny Briceño, affirmed that it was "highly probable" that his country would be the next country to become a republic.

Swinger Party Aims to Unite Political Extremes with Sexual Liberation: “Berlusconi Had It Right

In a bold and unconventional bid to bridge the ever-widening gap between far-right extremism and left-wing wokeness, a new political movement has emerged, advocating the swinger lifestyle as a remedy for the nation’s polarizing politics. The Swinger Party, as it has been aptly named, is making headlines with its promise of unity through sexual liberation, drawing inspiration from the flamboyant and controversial former Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi.

Covid, Abuse and Landlords do for Jacinda Ardern

From the hero of Covid to zero. Jacinda Ardern threw in the towel and walked away from politics to live a quiet life in the country, looking after her kid and recently proposed to boyfriend. It was never going to be easy donning a hijab in solidarity with the Muslim community after a horrific attack on a mosque, then facing down a pandemic. 

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