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Tech Breakthrough Sends Big Pharma Reeling: Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Take a Hard Hit as Silicon Valley Start-Up Gets Ahead

Humanity Exhausts All Original Ideas: the well has run dry

The Philosopher Data Analyst and AI evangelist Dr. Dom Presley reports: Humanity has officially exhausted its reservoir of original ideas. From now on, the...

AI Personal Assistants Now Offering Psychoanalysis Therapy Sessions

In an evolution of the digital revolution that no one saw coming, your AI personal assistant can now analyze your psyche in its deepest...

Breaking News: Scientists Successfully Grow Pig Penis and Attach It to Transgender Patient

In a groundbreaking and utterly bizarre medical first, a team of eccentric scientists from the Institute of Advance Bio-Gendering have successfully grown a human-like...

Flat Earth Society Announces Plans to Search for Edge of the World via Hot Air Balloon

In a groundbreaking (or perhaps edge-breaking) announcement, the Flat Earth Society has revealed its ambitious plans to finally discover the fabled edge of the...

Leaked Telegram Message Claims Encoded DNA Microchips to Replace Passwords for All Websites

In a story that has taken the internet by storm, a leaked message on Telegram claims that the tech world is about to undergo...

Forever thin – the new generation of weight loss drugs

According to the World Obesity Foundation, more than half of the world’s population will be overweight by 2035, compared with 38% today. New weight-loss drugs represent a significant advance in the struggle to contain obesity.

Elon Musk’s Boring Company Faces Fiery Opposition: Natural Planet Society Warns of Hellish Consequences

What lies at the heart of the earth? New research shows it is a huge ball of solid impenetrable metal.