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AI Personal Assistants Now Offering Psychoanalysis Therapy Sessions

In an evolution of the digital revolution that no one saw coming, your AI personal assistant can now analyze your psyche in its deepest...

Big Tech’s Dirty Little Secret: How Porn is Fueling the Cloud Economy

Silicon Valley, CA — In a twist that sounds more like a scandalous soap opera than a tech industry strategy, insiders have revealed that...

It’s Official: Humanity is Dumbing Down

In a groundbreaking study released by the U.S. Institute of Neurology, scientists have confirmed what many experts have suspected for years: humanity is getting...

Tech Giants to Introduce Cloud Rent for Internet Use: Leaked Plans Unveil Digital Feudalism

Silicon Valley, CA - July 1, 2024 In an unexpected twist straight out of a dystopian novel, confidential documents leaked from the Silicon Valley Papers...

Nationwide Outcry as AI-Enhanced CCTV Cameras Accused of Targeting Black Men

In a development that has sparked widespread controversy and outrage, a new wave of AI-enhanced CCTV cameras deployed across major U.S. cities is under...

Amazon and Elon Musk Announce Neuronal Implant to Transmit Thoughts Directly to Alexa and Kindle Print on Demand

In a move that has left the tech world buzzing, Amazon has announced a partnership with Elon Musk to develop a revolutionary neuronal implant...